I'm sorry to inform you that we need to end our relationship. I know, I know...I've loved you and been with you through all seven of your books, and five of your movies. I've enjoyed our time together, however all good things must come to an end. You see, Harry, you no longer bring me joy...only heartache and annoyance. Because of you....
THEY
got all dressed up tonight to go to their first movie, YOUR movie, alone with a friend...(although, much to their dismay dad did go to the same movie, just not "with" them. )
And as if it's not enough that you're responsible for aging my daughters over night...you are also responsible for the fact that tonight I cleaned
THIS
On my hands and knees because...
THIS
was used as a broomstick earlier in the week!
Thanks so much, Harry.
